You B.A.stard, we’re through.

April 22, 2011 at 9:35 pm · Filed under news

I thought you should know. Before you heard it from someone else. Its not that I don’t love you anymore. Its just that I don’t love you any more. Really, looking at you. It makes me want to puke my guts out. It makes me want to swim in a pond with leeches and flesh eating ants and sharks and toxic waste in it. You are special. But you know, the thing about people is that they’re just so. Well you know. We’re all so fickle. And I showed a lot of self control. Hot people were walking around all the time. All the time. And they were like hey you over there come over here and I was like No. I’m in something here guys. Respect. I mean, you can’t say I didn’t stick it out. Because I did. I did my time. And I wish you all the best.

Empedocles

April 5, 2011 at 11:41 am · Filed under news

I was out in the forest with my gun. I was hunting for deer. Then there was a deer. Right there between the trees. Clear as day and not moving or running away at all. The deer was looking at me. I was looking at the deer looking at me. I was keeping quiet and I was holding my gun. And then, the deer spoke.
It said: “I am a god.” Oh.
And then the deer god told me that: “In the beginning there were limbs only. Stupid hearts and legs and arms wandering about searching for something to join onto.”
The deer god was about to say some other things but then I shot it. And I skinned it. And I ate it.

Further to the topic of pronouns

April 2, 2011 at 4:30 pm · Filed under news

s/he

the peripheralization of s.